ENTRY N°17: Friday 17th May 2012

Day two of immune system-tiny chickens war. I'm not at school, which is a pro, and the chickens are winning, which is a con. Through some unnatural fluke I've gone off tea. This is psychological warfare and (possibly) against the Geneva convention - I will have those bastards in court.
So, I feel massively sick and I've watched all four episodes of North and South, all four looooooooong episodes of Wives and Daughters, and the BBC four hour long mini-series of Emma TWICE -
it's still only three minutes past three in the afternoon. For some mad reason, I don't feel much better. It's almost like you can have TOO MUCH costume drama. I will research this bizarre and
disloyal observation by watching all of them again - then I will get back to you. I'm sure that there's a perfectly natural explanation.

DREAMS: WIN THIS WAR WITH MINIMUM CIVILIAN CASUALTIES.

P.S Johnny Lee Miller is a sodding brilliant Mr. Knightley.

P.P.S Through some bizarre fluke my cat has got a cold at the same time as me - we occasionally sneeze in synchronization.